"It's Valentines Day. Why don't you grow a heart?">

"Like that time G told everyone I waxed my deltoids. Remember that? By the way, I use nair. There's a difference. Okay, Guliana?"

"I can't even use the word bizarre anymore."

"Fish are overrated."

"He's my really tall friend, twice the size of me, he's like a double decker Ryan."

"I haven't been able to accept a dinner invitation in 5 years."

"It's like nature hit your snooze button."

"I felt fullfillment when I bought that Hello Kitty Toaster."

"When you're famous, you can be reminded what you did in the paper the next day."

"You can't pee in the public pool, Ellen."

"I'm done with people who have lost the romance in their blood."

To Vince Vaugn -"Dude, I'm totally into girls... but you're at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys!"

"Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now."

"Sorry to interrupt the flow of the show, but without these commercials, we don't get paid, and Daddy needs new highlights!"

"I'm Ryan Seacrest: dancer, model, giggolo, and emcee!"

"People bring up my hair quite a bit. It's strategically tousled. The flatiron is the key."

"He's much taller and a little bit bigger than me, ... I think he'd probably be able to beat me up."

"I probably will be married in 10 years, and I would most likely be on the path to kids by then... I would hope."

"That song makes me wanna put on knee high old laker issue socks and jump around and sing it."

"I think it would be tough, but I definitely look forward to a little boy and a little girl. I want more than five but less than 10."

"I like to spend time with kids. They are probably the most honest individuals on our planet. They will tell you if you're good, bad, fat or skinny."

"You've been reading it? You've been up all night reading the Aiken blogs?"

"That would have been awesome reality show! Clay Aiken and Kelly Clarkson, studio city, tonight on mtv."

"I had so much bread. I shoved bread everywhere I could."